It\u2019s hard to think<\/a> of a song as ineffective as \u201cYou Shook Me All Night Long.\u201d It\u2019s an ode to a particularly talented sexual conquest of Johnson\u2019s, but not a single word in the song expresses that. Not only does Johnson open the song by comparing a woman to a car (a metaphor so weak it deserves to be put on cinder blocks), but then goes right ahead and says, \u201cShe\u2019s the best damn woman that I ever seen.\u201d He plays coy in the shittiest way possible, only to drop the facade less than a line later. It\u2019s lazy in all the worst ways, never fully committing to its premise, and never rising above mediocrity when it at least tries. <\/p><\/blockquote>\n\"It\u2019s an ode to a particularly talented sexual conquest of Johnson\u2019s, but not a single word in the song expresses that.\" - WTF does that even mean? The entire song is about how \"talented\" the woman was.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
David Anthony at the AVClub trolls the internet: It\u2019s hard to think of a song as ineffective as \u201cYou Shook Me All Night Long.\u201d It\u2019s an ode to a particularly talented sexual conquest of Johnson\u2019s, but not a single word in the song expresses that. Not only does Johnson open the song by comparing a […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-20861","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ok-cleek.com\/blogs\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/20861","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ok-cleek.com\/blogs\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ok-cleek.com\/blogs\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ok-cleek.com\/blogs\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ok-cleek.com\/blogs\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=20861"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/ok-cleek.com\/blogs\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/20861\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":20864,"href":"https:\/\/ok-cleek.com\/blogs\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/20861\/revisions\/20864"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ok-cleek.com\/blogs\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=20861"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ok-cleek.com\/blogs\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=20861"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ok-cleek.com\/blogs\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=20861"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}