{"id":208,"date":"2004-05-21T13:37:41","date_gmt":"2004-05-21T13:37:41","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/cleek.lunarpages.com\/blogs\/?p=208"},"modified":"2004-05-21T13:37:41","modified_gmt":"2004-05-21T13:37:41","slug":"108516107364592229","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ok-cleek.com\/blogs\/?p=208","title":{"rendered":"108516107364592229"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><b>The TX-1<\/b><\/p>\n<p>Behold <a href=\"http:\/\/www.metasonix.com\/TX1.htm\">The TX-1 Vacuum Tube AGONIZER<\/a><\/p>\n<ul>There's just no explaining it. It's not a damn fuzzbox, it's not a tube-amp simulator, and it's not the slightest bit like anything else you've ever seen \/ heard. Think of the TX-1 Agonizer as a magical 1965-era industrial-music sonic reducer. It screws everything down to a nice, crunchy sonic pure\u00c3\u00a8 with aluminum shavings and broken glass mixed in. Yum. Please understand, it's not a nice, sweet, well-behaved pussy-pussy \u00e2\u20ac\u0153vintage tone\u00e2\u20ac\u009d effect. You simply can't get a simulation of a Fender Super Reverb out of this horrible yellow box. Trust us. If you're another one of those little obedient, cowardly, sniveling \"tone lovers\", the TX-1 is not for you to snivel over, so don't buy one. And if you worship METALLICA, perhaps you should buy some nice pink fairy wings instead of a TX-1. <\/ul>\n<p>After hearing the samples they've provided, I can honestly say the above description is accurate. Unfortunately, the $499 retail price is a bit steep for my wallet. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The TX-1 Behold The TX-1 Vacuum Tube AGONIZER There's just no explaining it. It's not a damn fuzzbox, it's not a tube-amp simulator, and it's not the slightest bit like anything else you've ever seen \/ heard. Think of the TX-1 Agonizer as a magical 1965-era industrial-music sonic reducer. It screws everything down to a [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-208","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ok-cleek.com\/blogs\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/208","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ok-cleek.com\/blogs\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ok-cleek.com\/blogs\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ok-cleek.com\/blogs\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ok-cleek.com\/blogs\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=208"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/ok-cleek.com\/blogs\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/208\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ok-cleek.com\/blogs\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=208"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ok-cleek.com\/blogs\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=208"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ok-cleek.com\/blogs\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=208"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}