{"id":19831,"date":"2014-01-21T19:33:15","date_gmt":"2014-01-21T19:33:15","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/ok-cleek.com\/blogs\/?p=19831"},"modified":"2014-01-21T19:33:15","modified_gmt":"2014-01-21T19:33:15","slug":"squirrel","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ok-cleek.com\/blogs\/?p=19831","title":{"rendered":"Squirrel!"},"content":{"rendered":"<blockquote><p><a href='http:\/\/usnews.nbcnews.com\/_news\/2013\/12\/27\/22075945-sc-woman-charged-with-stabbing-husband-with-a-ceramic-squirrel?lite'>A South Carolina woman<\/a> was held on a domestic abuse charge for allegedly stabbing her common-law husband with a decorative ceramic squirrel when he came home late on Christmas Eve without any beer.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>How beautifully absurd. <\/p>\n<p>The details do nothing to diminish the delight:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>According to the police report, Williams' 41-year-old husband set out to buy some beer late Tuesday night, but he returned home empty-handed because the stores were closed.<\/p>\n<p>That enraged Williams, according to the report, and as her husband set about making himself a sandwich, she picked up the ceramic squirrel and conked him over the head with it. Then she stabbed him in the chest with it, the report said.\n<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Magnificent.<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>\nThe condition of the squirrel wasn't reported.\n<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A South Carolina woman was held on a domestic abuse charge for allegedly stabbing her common-law husband with a decorative ceramic squirrel when he came home late on Christmas Eve without any beer. How beautifully absurd. The details do nothing to diminish the delight: According to the police report, Williams' 41-year-old husband set out to [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-19831","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ok-cleek.com\/blogs\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/19831","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ok-cleek.com\/blogs\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ok-cleek.com\/blogs\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ok-cleek.com\/blogs\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ok-cleek.com\/blogs\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=19831"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/ok-cleek.com\/blogs\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/19831\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":19832,"href":"https:\/\/ok-cleek.com\/blogs\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/19831\/revisions\/19832"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ok-cleek.com\/blogs\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=19831"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ok-cleek.com\/blogs\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=19831"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ok-cleek.com\/blogs\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=19831"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}