{"id":18782,"date":"2013-07-31T12:40:39","date_gmt":"2013-07-31T16:40:39","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/ok-cleek.com\/blogs\/?p=18782"},"modified":"2013-07-31T12:40:39","modified_gmt":"2013-07-31T16:40:39","slug":"three-months-later","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ok-cleek.com\/blogs\/?p=18782","title":{"rendered":"Three Months Later"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>It only took me <a href=\"https:\/\/ok-cleek.com\/blogs\/18568\/oh-fer-fucks-sake-2\/\">three months<\/a> and a dozen phone calls, but I got the gutter people to fix their fucked-up gutters! Now the rain from the roof doesn't pour into our porches, or run into our window frames!<\/p>\n<p>But, in order to maintain the level of entropy in our house, the universe broke two bathtub drains, killed a half-dozen of our new shrubs, and caused our dishwasher to start leaking water.<\/p>\n<p>And the floors are still fucked up.<\/p>\n<p>The house is cursed.<\/p>\n<p>(And, my just-out-of-warranty car needs a new set of rings! $1500, just in parts!)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>It only took me three months and a dozen phone calls, but I got the gutter people to fix their fucked-up gutters! Now the rain from the roof doesn't pour into our porches, or run into our window frames! But, in order to maintain the level of entropy in our house, the universe broke two [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[24],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-18782","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-project-house"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ok-cleek.com\/blogs\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/18782","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ok-cleek.com\/blogs\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ok-cleek.com\/blogs\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ok-cleek.com\/blogs\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ok-cleek.com\/blogs\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=18782"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/ok-cleek.com\/blogs\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/18782\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ok-cleek.com\/blogs\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=18782"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ok-cleek.com\/blogs\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=18782"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ok-cleek.com\/blogs\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=18782"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}