{"id":18440,"date":"2013-05-14T16:06:46","date_gmt":"2013-05-14T20:06:46","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/ok-cleek.com\/blogs\/?p=18440"},"modified":"2013-05-14T16:06:46","modified_gmt":"2013-05-14T20:06:46","slug":"landscraping","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ok-cleek.com\/blogs\/?p=18440","title":{"rendered":"Landscraping"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>This AM we had some landscaping put in: trees, shrubs, etc..<\/p>\n<p>Mrs just now IM'd to tell me that the house wifi wasn't working. I asked if the cable was working. And the answer was... no.<\/p>\n<p>$10 says the fuckers cut our cable. And probably our neighbor's, too.<\/p>\n<p>The landscapers were supposed to be there at 8:30 this morning. And I was going to show them where the cable was buried. But they were late and I couldn't wait any more, so I left.<\/p>\n<p>There are no caps big enough to express how MOTHERFUCKING DONE WITH OWNING THIS HOUSE I am.<\/p>\n<p>--<\/p>\n<p>Landscapers say they called the cable co 2x to come and mark the location of the cable, but it never got done.<\/p>\n<p>FUCKCUFKCUFKCIFUICKCIFKCXJKL:J!@!#&*(@#*()&@!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>This AM we had some landscaping put in: trees, shrubs, etc.. Mrs just now IM'd to tell me that the house wifi wasn't working. I asked if the cable was working. And the answer was... no. $10 says the fuckers cut our cable. And probably our neighbor's, too. The landscapers were supposed to be there [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-18440","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ok-cleek.com\/blogs\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/18440","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ok-cleek.com\/blogs\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ok-cleek.com\/blogs\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ok-cleek.com\/blogs\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ok-cleek.com\/blogs\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=18440"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/ok-cleek.com\/blogs\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/18440\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ok-cleek.com\/blogs\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=18440"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ok-cleek.com\/blogs\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=18440"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ok-cleek.com\/blogs\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=18440"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}