{"id":173,"date":"2004-05-01T12:07:52","date_gmt":"2004-05-01T12:07:52","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/cleek.lunarpages.com\/blogs\/?p=173"},"modified":"2004-05-01T12:07:52","modified_gmt":"2004-05-01T12:07:52","slug":"108342767241027756","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ok-cleek.com\/blogs\/?p=173","title":{"rendered":"Bob"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><b>Poem In Your Pocket<\/b><\/p>\n<p>According to <a href=\"http:\/\/www.liliputianlilith.com\/archives\/000049.html\">Liliputian Lilith<\/a>, yesterday was \"Poem in your pocket day\" (the last day of Poetry <i>Month<\/i>). So, to celebrate...<\/p>\n<p>Here's Bob:<\/p>\n<ul>\nBob wants the wind to blow constantly<br \/>\nbecause as a kite<br \/>\nhe'd be happy<br \/>\non a string in the sky<br \/>\npulling against the ground forever<\/p>\n<p>he'd be the only one happy<br \/>\n\"why does the wind blow so much?<br \/>\nonly good for kites and sailboats<br \/>\nand damned if i got a sailboat.\"<\/p>\n<p>...<\/p>\n<p>beef jerky is<br \/>\n&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;leather<br \/>\n&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;soaked in salty beef soup<br \/>\n&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;for a hundred years<br \/>\nis what bob wishes<br \/>\nhe could have for dinner<br \/>\nevery night for a week<br \/>\n...and pepsi<\/p>\n<p>...<\/p>\n<p>what if one day the sun didn't set<br \/>\nbut stayed out all night<br \/>\nlike a lost cat<\/p>\n<p>that found it's way home<br \/>\nlate the next day<br \/>\nbut scared everyone silly<br \/>\nthe whole night long<\/p>\n<p>we'd remember that night<br \/>\nfor a long time<\/p>\n<p>that's what bob wants<br \/>\nfor the day when he dies<br \/>\nthat the sun will stay out<br \/>\nall night long<\/p>\n<p>so everyone will \"remember<br \/>\nwhen bob died?<br \/>\nthe sun didn't set<br \/>\nbut stayed out all night<br \/>\nlike a lost cat...<br \/>\n\"<\/p>\n<p>...<\/p>\n<p>when the sun went down<br \/>\nthe cat stayed<br \/>\nout all night, bob found out<br \/>\nby waiting on the steps till daylight<\/p>\n<p>but later after a bit<br \/>\nthe cat came back<br \/>\nand meowed at bob<br \/>\nscolding him<br \/>\nfor not letting her have her freedom<br \/>\nshe felt trapped<br \/>\nlately<br \/>\nand needed some time to herself<\/p>\n<p>now bob sulks on tiptoes<br \/>\nto give the cat space<br \/>\nwhile the cat looks at him<br \/>\nand shakes her head<br \/>\nmen<\/p>\n<p>...<\/p>\n<p>bob's brother says \"Bob,<br \/>\nwhen i was a kid<br \/>\ni had this girl<br \/>\n&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;and how<br \/>\nand she dumped me<br \/>\nand i thought about killing myself<br \/>\n&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;i thought she was something special, then<br \/>\nbut i never quite did<\/p>\n<p>and now that i'm older i'm glad<br \/>\ni never quite did it<br \/>\ncause since then<br \/>\ni've got to dump plenty of chicks<br \/>\nand i never talk to them again<\/p>\n<p>so i don't know but<br \/>\nbut, i kinda hope<br \/>\nthat they felt like killing themselves<br \/>\ncause that's what it's all about<br \/>\nyou know?<br \/>\nthat's how it always ends up<\/p>\n<p>but you gotta be the one dumping<br \/>\ncause feeling like you want to kill yourself<br \/>\nover losing someone<br \/>\nthat's the worst<br \/>\nworse than anything<br \/>\ncause dead seems like the only place where she isn't<br \/>\nbut it's too scary to go there.<br \/>\nso Bob,<br \/>\ndon't worry about the cat<br \/>\nthere are other cats. God.\"<\/p>\n<p>-- '93-ish, me<\/ul>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.crookedtimber.org\/archives\/001792.html\">via<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Poem In Your Pocket According to Liliputian Lilith, yesterday was \"Poem in your pocket day\" (the last day of Poetry Month). So, to celebrate... 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