{"id":17210,"date":"2012-11-07T10:52:25","date_gmt":"2012-11-07T14:52:25","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/ok-cleek.com\/blogs\/?p=17210"},"modified":"2012-11-07T10:52:25","modified_gmt":"2012-11-07T14:52:25","slug":"house-of-pain","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ok-cleek.com\/blogs\/?p=17210","title":{"rendered":"House Of Pain"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Congrats, Mr O, on extending your lease on the White House!<\/p>\n<p>On Monday, Mrs. got a message from the appliance store. The guy wanted to apologize for not ordering our refrigerator. We had assumed the refrigerator was just waiting to be delivered after the floors were done. Nope! Somehow this little fact escaped everyone involved until this week.<\/p>\n<p>When Mrs. mentioned this to the builder's agent, she said \"Sears would never do that\". Yeah, maybe, but ... <b>you said we had to go with your vendor!!!!!<\/b> Fucking A. Refrigerator guy won't return Mrs' calls, so we don't know if there will be a refrigerator in the house by the day we're planning to move in. Also, when it does show up, we have to be there, in person, to watch the installation - some kind of building code thing. I don't know what we're supposed to know about refrigerator installation that a professional refrigerator installer doesn't know.<\/p>\n<p>Because the mortgage is already in progress, we're going to have to write a check for the new refrigerator out-of-pocket. Fine. Here, take another thousand bucks... Fucking A.<\/p>\n<p>There is still no street sign on our little street. While the builder on the lot next to us has started building a gargantuan palace, we will be the only people living on the street for many months. It's going to be a private street, so we'll have to pay for maintenance, snow removal, etc.. I hope our new neighbors have a pickup truck big enough to carry a snow plow!<\/p>\n<p>Builder's agent says we're closing on Friday, but she won't give us a time. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Congrats, Mr O, on extending your lease on the White House! On Monday, Mrs. got a message from the appliance store. The guy wanted to apologize for not ordering our refrigerator. We had assumed the refrigerator was just waiting to be delivered after the floors were done. Nope! Somehow this little fact escaped everyone involved [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[24],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-17210","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-project-house"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ok-cleek.com\/blogs\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17210","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ok-cleek.com\/blogs\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ok-cleek.com\/blogs\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ok-cleek.com\/blogs\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ok-cleek.com\/blogs\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=17210"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/ok-cleek.com\/blogs\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17210\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ok-cleek.com\/blogs\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=17210"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ok-cleek.com\/blogs\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=17210"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ok-cleek.com\/blogs\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=17210"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}