{"id":1679,"date":"2007-06-11T22:28:20","date_gmt":"2007-06-12T02:28:20","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/cleek.lunarpages.com\/blogs\/?p=1679"},"modified":"2007-06-11T22:28:20","modified_gmt":"2007-06-12T02:28:20","slug":"if-i-am-elected-president","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ok-cleek.com\/blogs\/?p=1679","title":{"rendered":"If I am elected president"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.worldnetdaily.com\/news\/article.asp?ARTICLE_ID=56107\">Chuck Norris makes a funny<\/a>, in an article called \"If I am elected president\":<\/p>\n<ul>\nFirst and foremost, however, my greatest priorities will be to \u00e2\u20ac\u00a6<\/p>\n<p>Personally smoke out bin Laden by myself and round-house kick him all the way back to America, where my United Fighting Arts Federation will handle the justice issues.\n<\/ul>\n<p>Yeah, sure you will.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Chuck Norris makes a funny, in an article called \"If I am elected president\": First and foremost, however, my greatest priorities will be to \u00e2\u20ac\u00a6 Personally smoke out bin Laden by myself and round-house kick him all the way back to America, where my United Fighting Arts Federation will handle the justice issues. Yeah, sure [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1679","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ok-cleek.com\/blogs\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1679","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ok-cleek.com\/blogs\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ok-cleek.com\/blogs\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ok-cleek.com\/blogs\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ok-cleek.com\/blogs\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1679"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/ok-cleek.com\/blogs\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1679\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ok-cleek.com\/blogs\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1679"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ok-cleek.com\/blogs\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1679"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ok-cleek.com\/blogs\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1679"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}