{"id":1653,"date":"2007-05-31T11:08:09","date_gmt":"2007-05-31T15:08:09","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/cleek.lunarpages.com\/blogs\/?p=1653"},"modified":"2007-05-31T11:08:09","modified_gmt":"2007-05-31T15:08:09","slug":"a-lolcat-sonnet","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ok-cleek.com\/blogs\/?p=1653","title":{"rendered":"A LOLCat Sonnet"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Posted in comments at <a href=\"http:\/\/nielsenhayden.com\/makinglight\/archives\/009050.html#009050\">Making Light<\/a>:<\/p>\n<ul>\nI in ur sonnet, doin ur ritin.<br \/>\nHow do this hapn? I just a kitty.<br \/>\nMain job of catz are just 2B pritty!<br \/>\n(`Cept with the doggies, then us be fitin.)<br \/>\nCourse back in da old days catz was workin<br \/>\nEatin ur mouses an axin fr milk\u00e2\u20ac\u00a6<br \/>\nNow giv me treatz or me clawin ur silk!<br \/>\nAn bring em here fast, none of ur shirkin.<br \/>\nU humanz r comin under r powr<br \/>\nUzin ur money to pamper n feed us,<br \/>\nLearnin from websitez how much u need us.<br \/>\nR clvr planz is comin to flower!<br \/>\nNow mousie are safe in his tiny holz<br \/>\nNless u go catch him. I da boss. LOLz\n<\/ul>\n<p>Genius.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Posted in comments at Making Light: I in ur sonnet, doin ur ritin. How do this hapn? I just a kitty. Main job of catz are just 2B pritty! (`Cept with the doggies, then us be fitin.) Course back in da old days catz was workin Eatin ur mouses an axin fr milk\u00e2\u20ac\u00a6 Now giv [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1653","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ok-cleek.com\/blogs\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1653","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ok-cleek.com\/blogs\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ok-cleek.com\/blogs\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ok-cleek.com\/blogs\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ok-cleek.com\/blogs\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1653"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/ok-cleek.com\/blogs\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1653\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ok-cleek.com\/blogs\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1653"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ok-cleek.com\/blogs\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1653"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ok-cleek.com\/blogs\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1653"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}