{"id":1614,"date":"2007-05-10T13:59:40","date_gmt":"2007-05-10T17:59:40","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/cleek.lunarpages.com\/blogs\/?p=1614"},"modified":"2007-05-10T13:59:40","modified_gmt":"2007-05-10T17:59:40","slug":"smooth-and-soft","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ok-cleek.com\/blogs\/?p=1614","title":{"rendered":"Smooth and Soft"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>You can learn all about the different types of shit from the <a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Bristol_Stool_Chart\">Bristol Stool Scale<\/a> - with pictures! For example:<\/p>\n<ul>Type 4: Like a sausage or snake, smooth and soft.<\/ul>\n<p>Nice.<\/p>\n<p>But I think it'd be even better with a little tweak:<\/p>\n<ul>Type 4: Like sausages or snakes, smooth and soft.<\/ul>\n<p>Oh yeah. Savor those supple hissing esses; so smooth and soft. Slips right off the lipssss. Sibilance. Sibilance.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>You can learn all about the different types of shit from the Bristol Stool Scale - with pictures! For example: Type 4: Like a sausage or snake, smooth and soft. Nice. But I think it'd be even better with a little tweak: Type 4: Like sausages or snakes, smooth and soft. Oh yeah. Savor those [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1614","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ok-cleek.com\/blogs\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1614","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ok-cleek.com\/blogs\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ok-cleek.com\/blogs\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ok-cleek.com\/blogs\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ok-cleek.com\/blogs\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1614"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/ok-cleek.com\/blogs\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1614\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ok-cleek.com\/blogs\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1614"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ok-cleek.com\/blogs\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1614"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ok-cleek.com\/blogs\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1614"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}