{"id":15491,"date":"2012-04-20T14:09:44","date_gmt":"2012-04-20T18:09:44","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/ok-cleek.com\/blogs\/?p=15491"},"modified":"2012-04-20T14:09:44","modified_gmt":"2012-04-20T18:09:44","slug":"the-morality-of-talking-pineapples","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ok-cleek.com\/blogs\/?p=15491","title":{"rendered":"The Morality Of Talking Pineapples"},"content":{"rendered":"

Apparently, this was a real question on a New York State 8th grade reading exam<\/a>:<\/p>\n

In the olden times, animals could speak English, just like you and me. There was a lovely enchanted forest that flourished with a bunch of these magical animals. One day, a hare was relaxing by a tree. All of a sudden, he noticed a pineapple sitting near him.
\nThe hare, being magical and all, told the pineapple, \u201cUm, hi.\u201d The pineapple could speak English too.
\n\u201cI challenge you to a race! Whoever makes it across the forest and back first wins a ninja! And a lifetime\u2019s supply of toothpaste!\u201d The hare looked at the pineapple strangely, but agreed to the race.
\nThe next day, the competition was coming into play. All the animals in the forest (but not the pineapples, for pineapples are immobile) arranged a finish\/start line in between two trees. The coyote placed the pineapple in front of the starting line, and the hare was on his way.
\nEveryone on the sidelines was bustling about and chatting about the obvious prediction that the hare was going to claim the victory (and the ninja and the toothpaste). Suddenly, the crow had a revolutionary realization.
\n\u201cAAAAIEEH! Friends! I have an idea to share! The pineapple has not challenged our good companion, the hare, to just a simple race! Surely the pineapple must know that he CANNOT MOVE! He obviously has a trick up his sleeve!\u201d exclaimed the crow.
\nThe moose spoke up.
\n\u201cPineapples don\u2019t have sleeves.\u201d
\n\u201cYou fool! You know what I mean! I think that the pineapple knows we\u2019re cheering for the hare, so he is planning to pull a trick on us, so we look foolish when he wins! Let\u2019s sink the pineapple\u2019s intentions, and let\u2019s cheer for the stupid fruit!\u201d the crow passionately proclaimed. The other animals cheered, and started chanting, \u201cFOIL THE PLAN! FOIL THE PLAN! FOIL THE PLAN!\u201d
\nA few minutes later, the hare arrived. He got into place next to the pineapple, who sat there contently. The monkey blew the tree-bark whistle, and the race began! The hare took off, sprinting through the forest, and the pineapple ...
\nIt sat there.
\nThe animals glanced at each other blankly, and then started to realize how dumb they were. The pineapple did not have a trick up its sleeve. It wanted an honest race \u2014 but it knew it couldn\u2019t walk (let alone run)!
\nAbout a few hours later, the hare came into sight again. It flew right across the finish line, still as fast as it was when it first took off. The hare had won, but the pineapple still sat at his starting point, and had not even budged.
\nThe animals ate the pineapple.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

Got it?<\/p>\n

Here are two of the questions:
\n1. Why did the animals eat the pineapple?
\na. they were annoyed
\nb. they were amused
\nc. they were hungry
\nd. they wanted to<\/p>\n

2. Who was the wisest?
\na. the hare
\nb. moose
\nc. crow
\nd. owl\n<\/p><\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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