{"id":15317,"date":"2012-04-05T09:30:06","date_gmt":"2012-04-05T13:30:06","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/ok-cleek.com\/blogs\/?p=15317"},"modified":"2012-04-05T09:30:06","modified_gmt":"2012-04-05T13:30:06","slug":"the-martini","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ok-cleek.com\/blogs\/?p=15317","title":{"rendered":"The Martini"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>A martini is gin and vermouth. That's it. No exceptions. And <a href=\"http:\/\/ruhlman.com\/2012\/04\/the-perfect-martini\/\">here<\/a> is how you make one. <\/p>\n<p>Putting a cosmopolitan in a conical glass does not make it into a \"comsotini\". It's still a cosmopolitan.<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/ok-cleek.com\/blogs\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/04\/girl-in-martini-glass-11.png\" style=\"border:none; display: block; margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto\"><\/p>\n<p>Putting a girl in a glass is probably impossible ... unless she's ... teeny.<\/p>\n<p>Some people like vodka and vermouth in a conical glass. That's fine, too. But it's not a <i>martini<\/i>. OK, but what is it? Well, turns out that it is a <a href='http:\/\/www.seriouseats.com\/recipes\/2010\/05\/cocktails-the-kangaroo-vodka-martini-recipe.html'>Kangaroo<\/a>! Vodka in a conical glass with no vermouth is ... a glass of vodka.<\/p>\n<p>What would be in a drink called The Pedant ?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A martini is gin and vermouth. That's it. No exceptions. And here is how you make one. Putting a cosmopolitan in a conical glass does not make it into a \"comsotini\". It's still a cosmopolitan. Putting a girl in a glass is probably impossible ... unless she's ... teeny. Some people like vodka and vermouth [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-15317","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ok-cleek.com\/blogs\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15317","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ok-cleek.com\/blogs\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ok-cleek.com\/blogs\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ok-cleek.com\/blogs\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ok-cleek.com\/blogs\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=15317"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/ok-cleek.com\/blogs\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15317\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ok-cleek.com\/blogs\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=15317"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ok-cleek.com\/blogs\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=15317"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ok-cleek.com\/blogs\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=15317"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}