{"id":14977,"date":"2012-03-02T13:29:47","date_gmt":"2012-03-02T18:29:47","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/ok-cleek.com\/blogs\/?p=14977"},"modified":"2012-03-02T13:29:47","modified_gmt":"2012-03-02T18:29:47","slug":"revenge","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ok-cleek.com\/blogs\/?p=14977","title":{"rendered":"Revenge!"},"content":{"rendered":"<blockquote><p><a href='http:\/\/www.news24.com\/SciTech\/News\/SA-man-seeks-midget-to-kick-ex-20120302'>A Randburg man<\/a> has posted an advert on the Gumtree classifieds website in which he would like a midget to kick his ex-girlfriend on the shins.<\/p>\n<p>\"I was recently dumped and require the services of a midget to go and kick my ex-girlfriend in the shins whilst she is at work,\" he writes.<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A Randburg man has posted an advert on the Gumtree classifieds website in which he would like a midget to kick his ex-girlfriend on the shins. \"I was recently dumped and require the services of a midget to go and kick my ex-girlfriend in the shins whilst she is at work,\" he writes.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-14977","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ok-cleek.com\/blogs\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14977","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ok-cleek.com\/blogs\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ok-cleek.com\/blogs\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ok-cleek.com\/blogs\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ok-cleek.com\/blogs\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=14977"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/ok-cleek.com\/blogs\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14977\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ok-cleek.com\/blogs\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=14977"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ok-cleek.com\/blogs\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=14977"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ok-cleek.com\/blogs\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=14977"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}