{"id":1422,"date":"2007-02-22T10:45:40","date_gmt":"2007-02-22T14:45:40","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/cleek.lunarpages.com\/blogs\/?p=1422"},"modified":"2007-02-22T10:45:40","modified_gmt":"2007-02-22T14:45:40","slug":"now-i-feel-stupid","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ok-cleek.com\/blogs\/?p=1422","title":{"rendered":"\"Now I Feel Stupid\""},"content":{"rendered":"<p><center><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"\/images\/scarlet_pumpernickel.jpg\"><\/center><\/p>\n<ul>\nA man says he broke into an apartment with a cavalry sword because he thought he heard a woman being raped, but the sound actually was from a pornographic movie his upstairs neighbor was watching.<\/p>\n<p>\"Now I feel stupid,\" said James Van Iveren, who has been charged in the case. \"This really is nothing, nothing but a mistake.\"<\/p>\n<p>According to a criminal complaint, the neighbor told police that Van Iveren pounded on the door and kicked it open without warning February 12, damaging the frame and lock.<\/p>\n<p>\"Where is she?\" Van Iveren demanded, thrusting the sword at the neighbor, the complaint said. \"Where is she?\"\n<\/ul>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.cnn.com\/2007\/US\/02\/22\/porn.sword.ap\/index.html\">CNN.com<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A man says he broke into an apartment with a cavalry sword because he thought he heard a woman being raped, but the sound actually was from a pornographic movie his upstairs neighbor was watching. \"Now I feel stupid,\" said James Van Iveren, who has been charged in the case. \"This really is nothing, nothing [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1422","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ok-cleek.com\/blogs\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1422","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ok-cleek.com\/blogs\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ok-cleek.com\/blogs\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ok-cleek.com\/blogs\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ok-cleek.com\/blogs\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1422"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/ok-cleek.com\/blogs\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1422\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ok-cleek.com\/blogs\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1422"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ok-cleek.com\/blogs\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1422"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ok-cleek.com\/blogs\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1422"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}