{"id":13772,"date":"2011-10-19T14:51:20","date_gmt":"2011-10-19T18:51:20","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/ok-cleek.com\/blogs\/?p=13772"},"modified":"2011-10-19T14:51:20","modified_gmt":"2011-10-19T18:51:20","slug":"powdered-spider","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ok-cleek.com\/blogs\/?p=13772","title":{"rendered":"Powdered Spider"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Greetings to thee, <i>guest<\/i>... <\/p>\n<p>Today I bring you a song about a black and hairy and villainous spider; now a dead, dry and dessicated, pulverized and powdered spider, named <i>Carl<\/i>. This is his song, though it was not written to honor him - for he was a thoroughly dishonorable sort of spider: dropping down onto heads and shoulders at inopportune times, casting webs across doorways, lurking in shoes. A horrible creature. But he died, then dried, then was crushed to dust on our cold hard floor. And this is his song. His memory. His cruel, once-goo-filled memory. <\/p>\n<p>Well, no, not even that. Really, it's not about Carl, or any spider, or anything at all. But songs need titles, and this song's title is \"powdered spider\". So be it.<\/p>\n<div class=\"compact_audio_player_wrapper\"><div class=\"sc_player_container1\"><input type=\"button\" id=\"btnplay_69e7c8087beb45.49448396\" class=\"myButton_play\" onClick=\"play_mp3('play','69e7c8087beb45.49448396','https:\/\/ok-cleek.com\/blogs\/..\/songs\/SOTD\/powdered_spider.mp3','80','false');show_hide('play','69e7c8087beb45.49448396');\" \/><input type=\"button\"  id=\"btnstop_69e7c8087beb45.49448396\" style=\"display:none\" class=\"myButton_stop\" onClick=\"play_mp3('stop','69e7c8087beb45.49448396','','80','false');show_hide('stop','69e7c8087beb45.49448396');\" \/><div id=\"sm2-container\"><!-- flash movie ends up here --><\/div><\/div><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Greetings to thee, guest... Today I bring you a song about a black and hairy and villainous spider; now a dead, dry and dessicated, pulverized and powdered spider, named Carl. This is his song, though it was not written to honor him - for he was a thoroughly dishonorable sort of spider: dropping down onto [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[27,1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-13772","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-songs","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ok-cleek.com\/blogs\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13772","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ok-cleek.com\/blogs\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ok-cleek.com\/blogs\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ok-cleek.com\/blogs\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ok-cleek.com\/blogs\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=13772"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/ok-cleek.com\/blogs\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13772\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ok-cleek.com\/blogs\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=13772"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ok-cleek.com\/blogs\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=13772"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ok-cleek.com\/blogs\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=13772"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}