{"id":1303,"date":"2006-12-15T10:35:00","date_gmt":"2006-12-15T14:35:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/cleek.lunarpages.com\/blogs\/?p=1303"},"modified":"2006-12-15T10:35:00","modified_gmt":"2006-12-15T14:35:00","slug":"chez-watt","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ok-cleek.com\/blogs\/?p=1303","title":{"rendered":"Chez Watt"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>A <a href=\"http:\/\/home.comcast.net\/~ferrous.patella\/ChezWatt\/\">Chez Watt<\/a> is \"an informal monthly 'award' by the denizens of the talk.origins news group... It is dedicated to highlighting the humorous things posted to t.o. (intentionally or not).\"<\/p>\n<p>I will quote some:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>\n[the best use of ellipses ever]<br \/>\n\"...Luke... ..I am.your... ..father...\".<br \/>\n-Colossians 4 :14, Genesis 27:31, Genesis 2:24 <\/p>\n<li> Wow, You couldn't get a clue if you were drenched in clue pheromones, dancing in a clue field in the middle of clue mating season, wearing a clue suit, and shouting, \"Clooo! Cloooo!\n<li>Staggering, your intellect. And then clinging to a lamppost.\n<li>We could be 100% ape and we still wouldn't be apes.\n<li>You should realize Usenet is a strange reality where you see people beating up a patch of grass where nine years ago there used to be a horse.\n<li>SETI is based on the simple assumption that nature operates elsewhere the same way it does here. ID is based on the assumption that nature doesn't even work here.\n<li>chance? Is probability and statistics based on chance?\n<\/ul>\n<p>There are many more, and I only quoted the short ones. Good geeky fun.<\/p>\n<p>Found at the wonderfully blasphemous <a href=\"http:\/\/scienceblogs.com\/pharyngula\/\">Pharyngula<\/a>, for which you should <a href=\"http:\/\/2006.weblogawards.org\/2006\/12\/best_science_blog.php\">go vote<\/a>, now.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A Chez Watt is \"an informal monthly 'award' by the denizens of the talk.origins news group... It is dedicated to highlighting the humorous things posted to t.o. (intentionally or not).\" I will quote some: [the best use of ellipses ever] \"...Luke... ..I am.your... ..father...\". -Colossians 4 :14, Genesis 27:31, Genesis 2:24 Wow, You couldn't get [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1303","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ok-cleek.com\/blogs\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1303","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ok-cleek.com\/blogs\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ok-cleek.com\/blogs\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ok-cleek.com\/blogs\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ok-cleek.com\/blogs\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1303"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/ok-cleek.com\/blogs\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1303\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ok-cleek.com\/blogs\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1303"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ok-cleek.com\/blogs\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1303"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ok-cleek.com\/blogs\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1303"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}