{"id":12873,"date":"2011-07-28T10:07:37","date_gmt":"2011-07-28T14:07:37","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/ok-cleek.com\/blogs\/?p=12873"},"modified":"2011-07-28T10:07:37","modified_gmt":"2011-07-28T14:07:37","slug":"rhyme-crimes","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ok-cleek.com\/blogs\/?p=12873","title":{"rendered":"Rhyme Crimes"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Last week's lousy lyrics post was fun, so I thought I'd do something similar this week: what is the worst rhyme you've ever heard in a song ?<\/p>\n<p>For some reason, all my examples came from the same guy:<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"\/images\/sting_duck.jpg\" width=150 align=right><\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>With words they try to jail ya \/... \/ but it's the rhetoric of fail-<i>yah<\/i>\n<li>You consider me the young apprentice \/ caught between the Scylla and Charibdes\n<li>He starts to shake and cough \/ just like the old man in that book by Nabakov\n<\/ul>\n<p>Oh Sting. Sigh. You can do better.<\/p>\n<p>Got any that aren't from Mr Sumner ?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Last week's lousy lyrics post was fun, so I thought I'd do something similar this week: what is the worst rhyme you've ever heard in a song ? For some reason, all my examples came from the same guy: With words they try to jail ya \/... \/ but it's the rhetoric of fail-yah You [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-12873","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ok-cleek.com\/blogs\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12873","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ok-cleek.com\/blogs\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ok-cleek.com\/blogs\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ok-cleek.com\/blogs\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ok-cleek.com\/blogs\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=12873"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/ok-cleek.com\/blogs\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12873\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ok-cleek.com\/blogs\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=12873"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ok-cleek.com\/blogs\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=12873"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ok-cleek.com\/blogs\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=12873"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}