{"id":12139,"date":"2011-05-03T08:38:30","date_gmt":"2011-05-03T13:38:30","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/ok-cleek.com\/blogs\/?p=12139"},"modified":"2011-05-03T08:38:30","modified_gmt":"2011-05-03T13:38:30","slug":"miami-beach","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ok-cleek.com\/blogs\/?p=12139","title":{"rendered":"Miami Beach"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I don't think I've ever seen so many skinny girls in tight black dresses, or so many shirtless muscleheads. Beers are $9. It's almost cheaper to drink Scotch - though not the $1900\/glass Macallan 55. We saw Ferraris, Bentleys, Rolls, Maseratis, <a href=\"http:\/\/models.audiusa.com\/r8\">super-Audis<\/a>, Lamborghinis. Money money money. More money than I could imagine, I imagine. <\/p>\n<p>Saw some celebrities, paparazzi (we were there when <a href=\"http:\/\/www.rap-up.com\/2011\/05\/02\/christina-milian-shows-off-bikini-bod-baby-in-miami-beach\/\">these pictures<\/a> were taken; and we walked off the beach back to the hotel right behind <a href=\"http:\/\/www.imdb.com\/name\/nm0788202\/\">Adam Shankman<\/a>, whom Dear Sweet Mrs. had met the night before). All very un-Raleigh. The ocean was warm, teal, and placid. The sun was intense. There were, oddly, no seagulls.<\/p>\n<p>Saw a guy in the park in South Beach doing what we think was Capoeira, the same Brazilian martial art that \"Bob's Burgers\" made fun of a few episodes back. He was, umm, <em>really into it<\/em>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I don't think I've ever seen so many skinny girls in tight black dresses, or so many shirtless muscleheads. Beers are $9. It's almost cheaper to drink Scotch - though not the $1900\/glass Macallan 55. We saw Ferraris, Bentleys, Rolls, Maseratis, super-Audis, Lamborghinis. Money money money. More money than I could imagine, I imagine. Saw [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-12139","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ok-cleek.com\/blogs\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12139","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ok-cleek.com\/blogs\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ok-cleek.com\/blogs\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ok-cleek.com\/blogs\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ok-cleek.com\/blogs\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=12139"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/ok-cleek.com\/blogs\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12139\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ok-cleek.com\/blogs\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=12139"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ok-cleek.com\/blogs\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=12139"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ok-cleek.com\/blogs\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=12139"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}