{"id":11688,"date":"2011-03-08T11:45:58","date_gmt":"2011-03-08T16:45:58","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/ok-cleek.com\/blogs\/?p=11688"},"modified":"2011-03-08T11:45:58","modified_gmt":"2011-03-08T16:45:58","slug":"smells-like-spring","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ok-cleek.com\/blogs\/?p=11688","title":{"rendered":"Smells Like Spring!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"\/images\/bpears.jpg\"><\/p>\n<div class=pinfo>cellphone<br \/>\n(repost)<\/div>\n<p>I've always thought that Bradford Pears trees smell like the inside of a bike tire - that stale, rubbery air. But, the internet disagrees. <a href='http:\/\/www.google.com\/search?hl=en&client=firefox-a&hs=sn0&rls=org.mozilla%3Aen-US%3Aofficial&q=%22bradford+pears+smell+like%22+*&aq=f&aqi=&aql=&oq='>The internet says<\/a>:<\/p>\n<p>Bradford pears smell like rancid grease.<br \/>\nBradford Pears smell like jism.<br \/>\nBradford Pears smell like lobster bisque.<br \/>\nBradford Pears smell like semen.<br \/>\nBradford Pears smell like fish.<br \/>\nBradford Pears smell like period blood.<br \/>\nBradford Pears smell like a big, greasy wad of semen.<br \/>\nBradford Pears smell like ass in the spring.<br \/>\nBradford pears smell like an old vagina.<br \/>\nBradford pears smell like shit.<br \/>\nBradford pears smell like feces.<br \/>\nBradford Pears smell like 'Headache' to me.<br \/>\nBradford Pears smell like rotting meat.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>cellphone (repost) I've always thought that Bradford Pears trees smell like the inside of a bike tire - that stale, rubbery air. But, the internet disagrees. The internet says: Bradford pears smell like rancid grease. Bradford Pears smell like jism. Bradford Pears smell like lobster bisque. Bradford Pears smell like semen. Bradford Pears smell like [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-11688","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ok-cleek.com\/blogs\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11688","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ok-cleek.com\/blogs\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ok-cleek.com\/blogs\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ok-cleek.com\/blogs\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ok-cleek.com\/blogs\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=11688"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/ok-cleek.com\/blogs\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11688\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ok-cleek.com\/blogs\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=11688"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ok-cleek.com\/blogs\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=11688"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ok-cleek.com\/blogs\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=11688"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}