{"id":11550,"date":"2011-02-23T09:48:43","date_gmt":"2011-02-23T14:48:43","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/ok-cleek.com\/blogs\/?p=11550"},"modified":"2011-02-23T09:48:43","modified_gmt":"2011-02-23T14:48:43","slug":"this-is-not-what-cats-are-for","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ok-cleek.com\/blogs\/?p=11550","title":{"rendered":"This Is Not What Cats Are For"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"\/images\/tricksey_no_more.jpg\" align=right width=200><br \/>\nMore proof that the wingnut zillionaires, <a href=\"http:\/\/www.npr.org\/templates\/story\/story.php?storyId=129425186\">the Koch bros<\/a>, are evil: they make a brand of toilet paper, sold only in Ireland apparently, called ... <a href=\"http:\/\/www.gp-europe.net\/Brands\/brand_detail.cfm?id=8\">KittenSoft<\/a>. Kittens? No, that's not a texture you should be thinking of when you use toilet paper. Eeew.<\/p>\n<p>Via <a href=\"http:\/\/www.worldofkoch.com\/\">World Of Koch<\/a>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>More proof that the wingnut zillionaires, the Koch bros, are evil: they make a brand of toilet paper, sold only in Ireland apparently, called ... KittenSoft. Kittens? No, that's not a texture you should be thinking of when you use toilet paper. Eeew. Via World Of Koch.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-11550","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ok-cleek.com\/blogs\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11550","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ok-cleek.com\/blogs\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ok-cleek.com\/blogs\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ok-cleek.com\/blogs\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ok-cleek.com\/blogs\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=11550"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/ok-cleek.com\/blogs\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11550\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ok-cleek.com\/blogs\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=11550"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ok-cleek.com\/blogs\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=11550"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ok-cleek.com\/blogs\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=11550"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}