{"id":111,"date":"2004-03-26T12:41:41","date_gmt":"2004-03-26T12:41:41","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/cleek.lunarpages.com\/blogs\/?p=111"},"modified":"2004-03-26T12:41:41","modified_gmt":"2004-03-26T12:41:41","slug":"108032290138882456","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ok-cleek.com\/blogs\/?p=111","title":{"rendered":"108032290138882456"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><b>Love this<\/b><\/p>\n<p>CNN has been running this picture on their front page, on and off, for the past few days: <\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"\/images\/rice.jpg\"><\/p>\n<p>I love it. She looks like she's hiding in the corner plotting revenge on the girl who just stole her boyfriend. \"That bitch. She'll regret she ever got between me and George. She's so flirty and <i>slutty<\/i>. Fuck her. He still <i>loves<\/i> me. I know it! I'd kick her ass, but I'm not going to get my good blue suit dirty. When she least expects me... that's when I'll get her.\"<\/p>\n<p>But really, she's just hiding behind the flag, plotting her revenge on Richard Clarke. That story isn't quite as amusing, but her expression still makes me giggle.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Love this CNN has been running this picture on their front page, on and off, for the past few days: I love it. She looks like she's hiding in the corner plotting revenge on the girl who just stole her boyfriend. \"That bitch. She'll regret she ever got between me and George. She's so flirty [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-111","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ok-cleek.com\/blogs\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/111","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ok-cleek.com\/blogs\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ok-cleek.com\/blogs\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ok-cleek.com\/blogs\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ok-cleek.com\/blogs\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=111"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/ok-cleek.com\/blogs\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/111\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ok-cleek.com\/blogs\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=111"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ok-cleek.com\/blogs\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=111"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ok-cleek.com\/blogs\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=111"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}