{"id":1071,"date":"2006-06-07T17:09:53","date_gmt":"2006-06-07T21:09:53","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/cleek.lunarpages.com\/blogs\/?p=1071"},"modified":"2006-06-07T17:09:53","modified_gmt":"2006-06-07T21:09:53","slug":"flag-desecration","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ok-cleek.com\/blogs\/?p=1071","title":{"rendered":"Flag Desecration"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Ever see the Simpsons where they find out that a crayon had been shoved up Homer's nose, and that's what turned him into such a dumb-ass? They take it out and he turns into a genius, and spends his days doing geniusy things, and eventually pisses off everybody in town. Then he realizes he liked himself better the old way and decides to put the crayon back. So, he goes to Moe who taps the crayon in a little at a time and Homer gets progressively dumber with each tap:<\/p>\n<ul>\nMoe: (shoving crayon up nose deeper and deeper) All right, tell me when I hit the sweet spot.<br \/>\nHomer: Deeper, you pusillanimous pilsner-pusher.<br \/>\nMoe: All right, all right.<br \/>\nHomer: DEFENSE! Grunt! Grunt! DEFENSE! Grunt! Grunt!<br \/>\nMoe: That's pretty dumb... but... uh...<br \/>\nHomer: Extended warranty? How can I lose?<br \/>\nMoe: Perfect.\n<\/ul>\n<p>Remember that one? Awesome episode from the Simpson's Golden Years. Yeah, well the people who think we need a goddamn <a href=\"http:\/\/www.washingtonpost.com\/wp-dyn\/content\/article\/2005\/06\/21\/AR2005062101688.html\">flag burning amendment<\/a> didn't stop at one crayon; they used a whole fucking box.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Ever see the Simpsons where they find out that a crayon had been shoved up Homer's nose, and that's what turned him into such a dumb-ass? They take it out and he turns into a genius, and spends his days doing geniusy things, and eventually pisses off everybody in town. Then he realizes he liked [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1071","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ok-cleek.com\/blogs\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1071","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ok-cleek.com\/blogs\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ok-cleek.com\/blogs\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ok-cleek.com\/blogs\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ok-cleek.com\/blogs\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1071"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/ok-cleek.com\/blogs\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1071\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ok-cleek.com\/blogs\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1071"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ok-cleek.com\/blogs\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1071"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ok-cleek.com\/blogs\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1071"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}