{"id":1052,"date":"2006-05-26T09:49:52","date_gmt":"2006-05-26T13:49:52","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/cleek.lunarpages.com\/blogs\/?p=1052"},"modified":"2006-05-26T09:49:52","modified_gmt":"2006-05-26T13:49:52","slug":"chirp-chirp-chirp","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ok-cleek.com\/blogs\/?p=1052","title":{"rendered":"Chirp Chirp Chirp"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The woman who sits in the cube right outside my 'office' door is always cold. For a while, she tried using a desk lamp aimed at her head for heat. Then she got smart and bought a space heater, a 1500W space heater. She plugged it in, turned it on and blew the circuit breaker for her section of the building. Now there's a chorus of angry battery-backups chirping away. Luckily, I'm on a different circuit.<\/p>\n<p>Chirp Chirp Chirp. Angry electric crickets.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The woman who sits in the cube right outside my 'office' door is always cold. For a while, she tried using a desk lamp aimed at her head for heat. Then she got smart and bought a space heater, a 1500W space heater. She plugged it in, turned it on and blew the circuit breaker [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1052","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ok-cleek.com\/blogs\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1052","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ok-cleek.com\/blogs\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ok-cleek.com\/blogs\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ok-cleek.com\/blogs\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ok-cleek.com\/blogs\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1052"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/ok-cleek.com\/blogs\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1052\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ok-cleek.com\/blogs\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1052"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ok-cleek.com\/blogs\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1052"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ok-cleek.com\/blogs\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1052"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}