{"id":1000,"date":"2006-04-21T09:31:00","date_gmt":"2006-04-21T09:31:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/cleek.lunarpages.com\/blogs\/?p=1000"},"modified":"2006-04-21T09:31:00","modified_gmt":"2006-04-21T09:31:00","slug":"the-30-paragraph","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ok-cleek.com\/blogs\/?p=1000","title":{"rendered":"The $30 paragraph"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Scot at <a href=\"http:\/\/www.izzlepfaff.com\/blog\/archives\/2006\/04\/these_are_all_the_shapes_utah.php#004876\">Izzle! Izzle pfaff!<\/a> muses about flying to Utah. In the middle, he writes: <\/p>\n<ul>It doesn't help that I'm going to fucking Utah, the boxy state that fails even in its geometric imperative towards Platonic boxiness. This is a state that got out-rhomboided by <i>Wyoming<\/i>, for Christ's sake. WYOMING! Here's a gerund of a state, which is just pathetic, and yet it eats Utah's Platonic lunch.<\/ul>\n<p>Counting the five dollar words, that's a $30 paragraph - in my estimation. Not only that, I fucking love it. I wish I <i>thought myself capable<\/i> of coming up with a phrase like \"a gerund of a state\". Damn you Scot. Damn you all to Utah.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Scot at Izzle! Izzle pfaff! muses about flying to Utah. In the middle, he writes: It doesn't help that I'm going to fucking Utah, the boxy state that fails even in its geometric imperative towards Platonic boxiness. This is a state that got out-rhomboided by Wyoming, for Christ's sake. WYOMING! Here's a gerund of a [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1000","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ok-cleek.com\/blogs\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1000","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ok-cleek.com\/blogs\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ok-cleek.com\/blogs\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ok-cleek.com\/blogs\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ok-cleek.com\/blogs\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1000"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/ok-cleek.com\/blogs\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1000\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ok-cleek.com\/blogs\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1000"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ok-cleek.com\/blogs\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1000"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ok-cleek.com\/blogs\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1000"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}