Artist's Statement

Me: give me an artist's statement for my exciting new sandpaper toilet tissue

Artist's Statement:

In the realm where innovation meets the tactile experience of everyday life, I present my groundbreaking creation: the Sandpaper Toilet Tissue. This unconventional medium challenges traditional perceptions of comfort and hygiene, inviting individuals to reconsider the mundane rituals of personal care.

Inspired by the juxtaposition of luxury and discomfort, the Sandpaper Toilet Tissue transcends the boundaries of conventional bathroom products. The coarse texture encourages a heightened awareness of the physical self, engaging users in a sensory exploration that goes beyond the ordinary. This deliberate departure from the softness we associate with bathroom essentials encourages contemplation about the choices we make in pursuit of comfort.

In a world saturated with products designed for maximum ease and pleasure, the Sandpaper Toilet Tissue serves as a bold reminder of the resilience of the human spirit. It prompts us to question the societal norms that dictate our preferences and challenges us to embrace the unfamiliar. Through this artistic endeavor, I seek to provoke conversations about comfort, resilience, and the boundaries we set for ourselves in the pursuit of pleasure.

As users navigate the unexpected sensation of the Sandpaper Toilet Tissue, they are invited to reflect on the nature of comfort and discomfort, sparking a dialogue that transcends the confines of the bathroom. This project aims to provoke thought, disrupt the status quo, and elevate the discourse surrounding the choices we make in our daily lives.

Ultimately, the Sandpaper Toilet Tissue is more than a practical product; it is a bold artistic statement intended to ignite contemplation and reshape perceptions. Embrace the discomfort, challenge the norm, and embark on a journey of self-discovery with every use.

7 thoughts on “Artist's Statement

  1. nooneithinkisinmytree

    Well, at least now I can dispense with typing out every statement uttered by murderous conservative subhumans in America and using THOSE during my “mundane rituals of personal care”.

    “sparking a dialogue that transcends the confines of the bathroom.”

    Yet another reason to soundproof the loo.

    So much bullshit in America.

    Now enhanced and infinitely multiplied by AI.

    More choices for the those difficult to reach jobs:

    Soundtrack to go with the innovative new product: Wipe-Out for Masochists

  2. Girl from the North Country

    cleek, that is really very funny. A brilliant satire on the kind of Art-world wank-lingo I have often had to endure. On ObWi these days we have a commenter who insists on frequently posting very boring ChatGPT (and other AI) generated comments. Do I have your permission either to copy and paste this over there, or give a link to it?

  3. Girl from the North Country

    russell doesn’t come round so often now, to our great disadvantage. Sometimes it’s really good and worthwhile, but sometimes there is a bit of a pile-on. Still, I’m used to it now – it is the only blog I regularly look at, and apart from yours the only one I comment on. However, I must say I am rather amazed that almost nobody else seems to recognise the satirical brilliance of your piece!


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