9 thoughts on “May 1st!

  1. cleek

    oh yeah! that’s even better.

    hooray hooray
    the first of may
    outdoor fucking
    begins today

    i had a poetry teacher in college who used that in class.

  2. Ugh

    Fuck loyalty day.

    Also, today is the 6th anniversary of “Mission Accomplished,” when we won the Iraq war, which unleased the Ponies of Peace and Freedom™ across the Middle East, ended poverty, discovered cold fusion, and stopped global warming.

  3. russell

    Here in chilly new england it’s still in the 50’s and raining, so outdoor fucking day is postponed until the 4th of July.

  4. The Modesto Kid

    I was just in New England yesterday (Burlington MA) and the sun was shining, pretty warm, totally ideal for outdoor fucking if a like-minded partner had been to hand.

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