Stop me at the point you think the GOP would have closed the government, burned DC to the ground, and stormed the White House to remove a Democratic President.
- The President had several extra-marital affairs.
- In the weeks after his third wife, ...
- ... an illegal immigrant, ...
- ... gave birth.
- He had an affair with a porn star.
- She spanked him with a copy of Forbes.
- Thugs were sent to threaten her and her child to keep quiet about it.
- He then conspired with his mobbed-up lawyer.
- To pay the porn star $130,000.
- On the eve of the election.
- To keep quiet about the affair.
- He used a pseudonym on the contract.
- As he often did in his dealings.
- She wasn't the first mistress he bought the silence of.
- Nor was she his first mistress who was involved in adult entertainment.
- He denied having anything to do with the contract or with this porn star.
- The payment is either a campaign finance violation.
- Or money laundering.
- Or didn't happen.
- Depending on which story you believe.
- There is allegedly photographic evidence of the affair.
- The porn star's lawyer has it.