I kindof miss the days when ordering anything on-line or by phone or whatever meant at least a week of waiting, without knowing exactly when it would arrive. Every day, you come home, and check “Is it here yet?!” Anticipation can be fun! These days, I order something on Amazon, they tell me exactly when it will arrive, and it’s usually within a day or two of when I order. I can track it as it moves from city to city and they can tell me what time of day it will show up. Boring.
They should offer an Irregular Delivery option, to put a little mystery back in things.