Of Course

The wife of an ethics lawyer for the Trump Organization has been arrested after allegedly having sex with an inmate in a car.

What else would you expect to find at the intersection of “Trump” and “ethics” ?

2 thoughts on “Of Course

  1. Countme-a-Demon

    Was it a self-driving car?

    And how did the “inmate” get the car inside of his cell?

    (well, he had an Uber app, silly!)

  2. Countme-a-Demon

    She’s a founder of Migraine Awareness Group: National Understanding For Migraines group.

    I think we understand now.

    She’s had a headache all these years and her husband wasn’t getting any.

    You CAN make this stuff up, it’s just that 2017 reality thinks it up first before the Onion can.


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