The wife of an ethics lawyer for the Trump Organization has been arrested after allegedly having sex with an inmate in a car.
What else would you expect to find at the intersection of "Trump" and "ethics" ?
The wife of an ethics lawyer for the Trump Organization has been arrested after allegedly having sex with an inmate in a car.
What else would you expect to find at the intersection of "Trump" and "ethics" ?
Was it a self-driving car?
And how did the “inmate” get the car inside of his cell?
(well, he had an Uber app, silly!)
She’s a founder of Migraine Awareness Group: National Understanding For Migraines group.
I think we understand now.
She’s had a headache all these years and her husband wasn’t getting any.
You CAN make this stuff up, it’s just that 2017 reality thinks it up first before the Onion can.