Romney Advisor: Mitt Is A Time Traveler!

An anonymous advisor to Mitt Romney told the Boston Globe in an article published on Tuesday that if the former Republican nominee had been elected President, there would be no Islamic State terror group in Syria and Iraq, and Russian leader Vladimir Putin would never have invaded Ukraine.

“There wouldn’t be an ISIS at all, and Putin would know his place in life," an anonymous longtime advisor told the Globe. "Domestically, things would be in better shape.”

ISIS originally formed in 1999 and has gone through many name changes since. It became ISI ("Islamic State in Iraq") as far back as 2006.