As a member of the majority of the people in the world who are not Catholic, may I request that you please talk about something else besides the color of the smoke coming out of a chimney at Catholicism HQ ?
What happens there is utterly irrelevant to the lives of most people in the world.
Hear, hear!
from The Onion (Who Is Pope Francis?):
Date Of Birth: December 17, 1936
Date Of Death: November 16, 2015
Number Of People Who Don’t Give A Shit What He Thinks About Anything: Approximately 5.8 billion
Spouse: Isabel Alba Bergoglio
Children: Rebecca (b. 2002), Timothy (b. 2006)
Main Goals For Papacy: Keep Catholic people Catholic, convince other people to become Catholic
http://www.theonion.com/articles/focus-who-is,31657/
HAH!