Are you a hapless Afghani whose name was sold to the U.S. by someone looking for some quick cash and a bit of revenge? That'll be indefinite detention, without charge, recourse or hope of release - and we'll throw in some torture and degradation, for free!
Loyal Bushie, duly convicted of the crime of lying to a Federal Grand Jury and thereby obstructing justice during an investigation of possible treasonous activities ? You're Free To Go!
That's right, Paris Hilton served more time than someone who lied to a Federal Grand Jury.
My, how times have changed:
- I don't believe my role [as governor] is to replace the verdict of a jury with my own, unless there are new facts or evidence of which a jury was unaware, or evidence that the trial was somehow unfair.
Worst. President. Ever.
Yeah, Paris was totally ripped off, man.
-Miss Ingthepoint