Look, I said I was sorry I had to take you to the vet to get your belly shaved since you won't let us brush you there, or trim the mattes out once they get started. But, really, did you have to piss and then shit in the cat carrier? Because now now my car smells like cat shit. And that's making me lose whatever sympathy I felt.
Un-cool, cat.
I don’t care what evolutionary advantages were afforded by having the stinkiest, most-indelible piss in the forest, you guys live with humans now and don’t need that trait any more.
i’ll try that on her, next time she mis-sprays