A True Southern Wedding

On the other hand, maybe Paula Deen should just go eat a bag of unsalted tofu dicks:

According to a lawsuit filed in Georgia, butterwitch Paula Deen used a racial slur beginning with “n” to describe the perfect wedding.

“I want a true southern plantation-style wedding. … What I would like is a bunch of little n****** to wear long-sleeve white shirts, black shorts and black ties, you know in the Shirley Temple days, they used to tap dance around. Now that would be a true southern wedding, wouldn’t it? But we can’t do that now, the media would be on me.”