Noted cryptologist and security expert Bruce Schneier is quite an amazing man. For example, did you know:

Bruce Schneier once broke AES using nothing but six feet of rusty barbed wire, a toothpick, and the front axle from a 1962 Ford Falcon.

and

When Bruce Schneier does modulo arithmetic, there are no remainders. Ever.

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These and more at Bruce Schneier Facts.

I've submitted a few. I hope they'll be accepted - I'll be sad if they aren't.

Update:
I got two in:

Bruce Schneier is the ideal man. Alice loves him; Bob fears him; Charlie wants to be him.

and...

Bruce Schneier once decrypted a box of AlphaBits.