Apparently, last week's interview went well because I got a call Thursday AM from the recruiter, asking me if I could come in to do some paperwork and take the drug test. I couldn't because I was sick, but said I'd try to get there Friday.
Thursday night, though, my cold got bad and I was coughing a lot. So I went into our medicine stash and grabbed that bottle of TussionEx that my wife got for her cough last year's cold season, and I took a good hit off it. Worked like a charm. Slept well, too!
TussionEx, you see, is the magic prescription-only cough syrup that includes the secret ingredient Hydrocodone - a.k.a. Vicodin, a.k.a. the kind of thing that shows up on a drug test as an opiate. The kind of thing I'd probably need to show a valid prescription for, if it came up on drug screen. At the time, I wasn't thinking about drug tests, I just wanted to stop coughing.
I explained all this to the recruiter this AM, and she wasn't concerned. So, I took the drug test today. Hope all those charts that say Hydrocodone is undetectable after 3 days are accurate !