Daily Archives: May 5, 2008
Burn Him!
Substitute teacher Jim Piculas does a 30-second magic trick where a toothpick disappears then reappears.
But after performing it in front of a classroom at Rushe Middle School in Land 'O Lakes, Piculas said his job did a disappearing act of its own.
"I get a call the middle of the day from head of supervisor of substitute teachers. He says, 'Jim, we have a huge issue, you can't take any more assignments you need to come in right away,'" he said.
When Piculas went in, he learned his little magic trick cast a spell and went much farther than he'd hoped.
"I said, 'Well Pat, can you explain this to me?' 'You've been accused of wizardry,' [he said]. Wizardry?" he asked.
Maybe he was dressed up like the annoying wizard from the annoying Verizon annoying commercial annoying with annoying those annoying sales annoying droids ?
Start Your iPods
I cast the chicken's entrails against the wall, and see, in the shapes they leave:
- Archer Prewitt - Leaders
- Jo Dee Messina - I'm Alright
- Fleetwood Mac - Did You Ever Love Me
- Arches Of Loaf - Slow Worm
- The Police - The Other Way Of Stopping
- John Coltrane - Lazy Bird
- Yo La Tengo - Tom Courtenay
- The Police - Bed's Too Big Without You
- Bauhaus - St. Vitus Dance
- James Hand - Here Lies a Good Old Boy
Woe unto you.
Cinco de Mayo
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