Monthly Archives: May 2007

A LOLCat Sonnet

Posted in comments at Making Light:

    I in ur sonnet, doin ur ritin.
    How do this hapn? I just a kitty.
    Main job of catz are just 2B pritty!
    (`Cept with the doggies, then us be fitin.)
    Course back in da old days catz was workin
    Eatin ur mouses an axin fr milk…
    Now giv me treatz or me clawin ur silk!
    An bring em here fast, none of ur shirkin.
    U humanz r comin under r powr
    Uzin ur money to pamper n feed us,
    Learnin from websitez how much u need us.
    R clvr planz is comin to flower!
    Now mousie are safe in his tiny holz
    Nless u go catch him. I da boss. LOLz

Genius.

Thank You Sir, May I Have Another?

Rich Lowry at the Corner is miffed that the White House is being dishonest:

    Again, that's exactly what the bill does [gives amnesty to illegals]. It has some hoops if people what to get a Z visa or green card, but illegals are immediately granted forgiveness for being here illegally and don't have to pay any penalties to stay here legally.

    How stupid do these people think we are?

How stupid ?

Here's Rich, two years ago:

    It is time to say it unequivocally: We are winning in Iraq.

    ...

    Based on conversations with administration officials and key combatant commanders, this is the story of how, two years after the fall of Saddam, the U.S. has begun to win the war for Iraq...

That's how stupid they think you are.

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Ilsa

Here's a heartwarming song I wrote back in 1993, or therebouts, about a day in the life of a darling little schoolgirl named Ilsa. On this musical tour, we get to listen in while Ilsa chats with her teacher and fellow students about the mysteries of life - such as they are for 10 year old girls. You might be surprised how much there is to learn about your own life, by observing the life of a little pixie like Ilsa ! Ah innocent youth.


Nikon N80, Fuji Superia 400, 105mm macro
Wild Iris, Rocky Mountain Ntnl Park, CO

Modesty forbids, but objectivity demands, that I point out how this song surpasses even a master work like Vintage, Like Old Times in sheer brilliance of musicality and technique - I was really in the zone for this one. The delicate but intricate guitar work on display here is truly top-notch. I dare say that even the great Esteban would be hard-pressed to duplicate the agile, yet tasteful, runs I pull off here. And careful listeners will be pleased with the subtle way the dialog from the nearby television interacts with the gossamer backdrop of electric and acoustic guitar, forming a whole that is far greater than the average of its parts.

Ilsa is an early masterpiece from Smaller Animals and it has stood the test of time, touching the hearts of dozens over, lo, these near-15 years. I hope it touches your heart, in a nice way. But, no refunds can be given, in case it does not.

The Sharpened Interrogation

From a directive by the Gestapo chief, Muller, 1942:

  1. The sharpened interrogation may only be applied if, on the strength or the preliminary interrogation, it has been ascertained that the prisoner can give information about important facts, connections or plans hostile to the start or the legal system, but does not want to reveal his knowledge, and the latter cannot be obtained by way of inquiries.
  2. Under this circumstance, the sharpened interrogation may be applied only against Communists, Marxists, members of the Bible-researcher sect, saboteurs, terrorists, members of the resistance movement, parachute agents, ascocial persons, Polish or Soviet persons who refuse to work, or idlers.
  3. The sharpened interrogation may no be applied in order to induce confessions about a prisoner's own criminal acts. Nor may this means be applied toward persons who have been temporarily delivered by justice for the purpose of fruther investigation.
  4. The sharpening can consist of the following, among other things, according to circumstances:
    simplest rations (bread and water)
    hard bed
    dark cell
    deprivation of sleep
    exhaustion exercises,
    but also the resort to blows with a stick (in case of more than 20 blows, a doctor must be present).

Read all about it, here.

In addition to all the things the Nazis were doing in 1942, we've added others, including waterboarding which the explicitly Nazis forbade (at least initially). And these are the very things the Republican candidates tried to one-up each other on, during their last debate; Mitt Romney wished we could have two Guantanamos; Giuliani and Tancredo both said they'd support whatever methods interrogators could think of; Tancredo wants a "Jack Bauer", presumably to come and break as many fingers, knees and laws as it takes.

These men should be excluded from public office by the simple fact that no decent person would vote for someone advocating interrogation methods identical to those used by the Gestapo. But they aren't; instead, they are the leading lights of the Republican Party. They get thunderous applause as they shake their fists and demand harsher interrogations and more torture. Among their supporters, their advocacy for torture is a selling point, not a sign of mental illness.

America is a deeply disturbed country.

Update:

And why has America so quickly fallen in love with torture? I will blockquote myself:

    Even though I normally hate me some mass-pop-psychology... my pet theory is that 9/11 simply gave people an excuse to indulge aspects of their personalities that they normally would've kept under wraps. All the latent authoritarian, sadistic impulses now have a chance to jump up and work out under cover of "patriotism" and "making them pay". It's every little macho coward's dream come true: a chance to do what's normally forbidden or taboo and come out of it looking like a Jack Bauer-esque hero.

    By coincidence, Tim F., today, plucks the same note:

    Future generations can argue whether 9/11 made a subset of Americans so loopy that they lost the moral compass altogether, or the terror attacks just offered a golden chance to let those ugly impulses hang out in the open. (my emph)

Start Your iPods

Off we go...

  1. Death Cab For Cutie - I Will Follow You Into The Dark
  2. Neil Young - Tell Me Why
  3. Fleetwood Mac - I Know I'm Not Wrong
  4. Steve Miller Band - You Send Me
  5. The Anomoanon - Asleep Many Years In The Wood
  6. The Beatles - Helter Skelter
  7. Fleetwood Mac - Watch Out. From when they were an electric blues band.
  8. Flaming Lips - Kim's Watermelon Gun. Maybe my favorite F'Lips song.
  9. Portastatic - Creeping Around
  10. Fugazi - Burning

Classic Rock day on the iPod, I guess.