Monthly Archives: April 2006

Merlefest 06, Day#1

Though the day started out cold, rainy and disorganized, by the time we got to Merlefest, it was clear, sunny and perfect. We had a great campsite (four sites, actually) on a little hill by the river. Sure, we were, again, camping on the grounds of the Wilkesboro waste water treatment plant, but that didn't bring us down -

Sony P7

After setup was finished, Mrs Cleek donned rabbit ears, to show her approval.
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New home

So, yeah. Here's the new place. I've been thrashing around trying to find a theme that I like that can handle posts with images 500 pixels wide. Most are too narrow, and fall apart when you try to tweak the .CSS to make the main column wide enough. Then there are those that are wide enough but can't be rendered by both Firefox and IE. Then there are those that are simple enough to be able to withstand modification, simple enough to be rendered correctly by those two browsers, but are just plain or just plain ugly. For now, I'm going with simple and plain. Maybe I can find a nice photo-blog theme somewhere someday.

WordPress is nice (it even imported all my Blogger posts and comments!), but I sure do miss being able to use the "BlogThis" button on the Google Toolbar...

Oh yeah, if you want to comment, your first comment has to be approved (aka "moderated") by me. All comments after that should go through without intervention - it's a WordPress anti-spam thing.

Cleek

Since Blogger was dead for most of the morning, I decided to waste some time looking at alternative blogging options. I installed a copy of WordPress on the site I use to hold the images for Cleek, and started to configure it. Looks pretty good. It's definitely more powerful than Blogger, and I like the idea of having the whole application under my control - unchanging unless I change it myself, unlike Blogger and it's constant upgrade/breakage cycle. And, after Blogger's extended downtime today, I like the idea of having it on my own servers, for reliability - I know how important this site is to you, my handful of occasional readers.

But then blogger came back up. And then my other site died - not just my site, but the whole server, and all their other servers, including the one that hosts my business site, and the helpdesk site, and the main page for the hosting company. Poof, gone. That's why all my pictures are gone right now...

So much for that theory.

I still might do the move.

Start Your iPods

This work week, the iPods starts with:

  1. Robyn Hitchcock - Flesh Cartoons
  2. Pink Floyd - Pigs On The Wing (Pt 2)
  3. Pavement - Forklift
  4. Belly - Untogether
  5. Gillian Welch - I Made A Lover's Prayer (four days till MerleFest 06!)
  6. Pavement - Pueblo
  7. Big Star - Mod Lang
  8. Cassandra Wilson - Easy Rider
  9. Rogue Wave - Every Moment
  10. Rogue Wave - "Man - Revolutionary!"

Very nice for a Monday morning (except maybe that first Pavement song - that's a silly little bit of noisy nonsense).

...and if this post ever shows up, it means Blogger is working again.

The 50 Worst Albums Ever

OMG OMG OMG! A list! A music list!

Respectful Insolence shows us Q Magazine's "The 50 Worst Albums Ever":

    1. Duran Duran - Thank You
    2. Spice Girls - All Their Solo Albums!
    3. Various - Urban Renewal: The Songs Of Phil Collins
    4. Lou Reed - Metal Machine Music
    5. Billy Idol - Cyberpunk
    6. Naomi Campbell - Babywoman
    7. Kevin Rowland - My Beauty
    8. Mick Jagger - Primitive Cool
    9. Westlife - Allow Us To Be Frank
    10. Tim Machine - Tin Machine Ii
    11. Limp Bizkit - Chocolate Starfish And The Hot Dog Flavored Water
    12. Tom Jones - Mr Jones
    13. Bruce Willis - The Return Of Bruno
    14. Terence Trent Diabolical - Neither Fish Nor Flesh
    15. Various - Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Heart Club Band - OST
    16. Spice Girls - Forever
    17. Bob Dylan & The Grateful Dead - Dylan And The Dead
    18. Crazy Frog - Crazy Hits
    19. Goldie - Saturnz Return
    20. Mariah Cary - Glitter OST
    21. The Clash - Cut The Crap
    22. Robson & Jerome - Robson & Jerome
    23. Alanis Morissette - Supposed Former Infatuation Junkie
    24. Lauryn Hill - MTV Unpugged 2.0
    25. The Cranberries - To The Faithful Departed
    26. Vanilla Ice - Hard To Swallow
    27. Destiny's Child - Destiny Fulfilled
    28. The Rolling Stones - Dirty Work
    29. Various - Christmas In The Stars: Star Wars Christmas Album
    30. Michael Jackson - Invincible
    31. Stevie Wonder - Woman In Red
    32. Ace Of Bass - The Sign
    33. Billy Ray Cyrus - Some Gave All
    34. Fishspooner - #1
    35. Puff Daddy - Forever
    36. Kula Shaker - Peanuts, Pigs & Astronauts
    37. Shania Twain - Come On Over
    38. Chris Rea - The Road To Hell Pt2
    39. Big Country - Undercover
    40. The Others - The Others
    41. Paul Simon - Songs From The Capeman OST
    42. Babylon Zoo - The Boy With The X-Ray Eyes
    43. The Travelling Wilburys - Vol 3
    44. Kiss - Music From The Elder
    45. William Shatner - The Transformed Man
    46. Oasis - Standing On The Shoulders Of Giants
    47. Ozzy Osbourne - Under Cover
    48. Milli Vanilli - All Or Nothing
    49. Neil Young And The Shocking Pinks - Everybody's Rocking
    50. Beck - Midnight Vultures

I suspect the theme of that is really "Bad albums from otherwise decent big name artists, and some novelties". Obviously, you could find some horrors in the discount bin at any record store that would make anything up there look good.

The only one of those I own is Beck's Midnight Vultures, but I own (or have owned) dozens of records that are far worse than it.

The $30 paragraph

Scot at Izzle! Izzle pfaff! muses about flying to Utah. In the middle, he writes:

    It doesn't help that I'm going to fucking Utah, the boxy state that fails even in its geometric imperative towards Platonic boxiness. This is a state that got out-rhomboided by Wyoming, for Christ's sake. WYOMING! Here's a gerund of a state, which is just pathetic, and yet it eats Utah's Platonic lunch.

Counting the five dollar words, that's a $30 paragraph - in my estimation. Not only that, I fucking love it. I wish I thought myself capable of coming up with a phrase like "a gerund of a state". Damn you Scot. Damn you all to Utah.

The spoonful of oyster sorbet in particular was magical

I thought this, the Tasting Menu from a restaraunt called "The Fat Duck", was a joke. It reads like a Monty Python sketch. Some of the choices:

  • Snail Porridge
  • Salmon Poached with Liquorice
  • Mango and Douglas Fir Puree
  • Smoked Bacon and Egg Ice Cream

Crazy stuff. But, I was wrong; it's a real place. And not only is it a real place...

    The Fat Duck Restaurant in Bray, Berkshire was described by a global panel of 600 chefs, food critics and restaurateurs, as the Best Restaurant on the Planet. (here)

Well then. I should get out more.