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Band Name Survey

Time to do another round of Google Band Name Survey!

This, time, I'll use the phrase * "is a good name for a band".

Top fifteen hits are:

  1. assikinack
  2. Bidding For Ducks
  3. Whirling Death Vortexes
  4. Voldemort's Nipple
  5. Metallica
  6. void human shells
  7. Consider the lemming
  8. Void
  9. Hmm
  10. Banhammer
  11. lesbian separatists
  12. addictedtosummerproduce
  13. Boredoms
  14. Rider
  15. Black Soccer Moms

This is the first time I think we've seen the names of popular bands turn up. So that's exciting.

I think "Consider the lemming" is my favorite of these.

Band Name Survey

It's been a couple of years since I last did this, so, let's see if there's anything good in the * " would be a great band name" Google Search:

  • Electric Finches
  • Bosley And The Cats
  • Bonescrape
  • München Rügg
  • AssHat
  • Cognitive Dissidents
  • Educated Xenophobe
  • Mancrunch Rejection
  • Cockrope
  • Awesome Saucem
  • Lesbian Panic
  • Gar Balls
  • Morbo
  • Toxic Whalemeat
  • Pussy Cartel
  • Heading for Tacos
  • Knitting Kittens
  • Mongoloid Barbeque
  • Major Martin
  • Born Gay Hoax
  • Turbulent Eddies

Not bad. I think I like "Heading For Tacos" the best. "Bosley and the Cats" isn't terrible.

Late entry: The Exposed Genitals Of Jesus. I like it!

Survey of "Great Band Names"

It's been over a year since my last internet survey of what people think would be "a great band name". So, let's do another:

    Dry Socket
    Salmon Buddha
    Team Cilantro
    Kicking Cornelius
    Pink Slip Blizzard
    Finger Blood Milk
    Bonafide Clyde
    Megawatt Gauge
    Sulk Bogan
    Escape from Taurine
    Death Rainbow
    The Suicide Swedes
    Three-Point Hitch
    Noble Rot
    Man Eating Cantaloupe
    Radioface
    Placebo Amplifier
    Teenage Hired Assassins
    FireTwat
    Cockrope
    Hurf Durf Butter Brando
    Fuzzy dwarf lionfish
    Metal Plumbing Nipples
    Bad Stenographers
    Suicidal Ideation
    Ominous Thumb
    Space Patriarchy
    USB dongle

Yes, indeed. Some of them are pretty great. I could really enjoy a band named "Space Patriarchy". I'm not so sure about "Hurf Durf Butter Brando", though - sounds like a bad wedding band.