A martini is gin and vermouth. That’s it. No exceptions. And here is how you make one.
Putting a cosmopolitan in a conical glass does not make it into a “comsotini”. It’s still a cosmopolitan.
Putting a girl in a glass is probably impossible … unless she’s … teeny.
Some people like vodka and vermouth in a conical glass. That’s fine, too. But it’s not a martini. OK, but what is it? Well, turns out that it is a Kangaroo! Vodka in a conical glass with no vermouth is … a glass of vodka.
What would be in a drink called The Pedant ?