The Martini

A martini is gin and vermouth. That's it. No exceptions. And here is how you make one.

Putting a cosmopolitan in a conical glass does not make it into a "comsotini". It's still a cosmopolitan.

Putting a girl in a glass is probably impossible ... unless she's ... teeny.

Some people like vodka and vermouth in a conical glass. That's fine, too. But it's not a martini. OK, but what is it? Well, turns out that it is a Kangaroo! Vodka in a conical glass with no vermouth is ... a glass of vodka.

What would be in a drink called The Pedant ?

3 thoughts on “The Martini

  1. John Weiss

    Amen! I’ve trained the servers in the places where I might have a drink: they’ve stopped asking me whether I want vodka or gin. The martini is *only* made with gin and vermouth, and in my opinion should be shaken. I like those tiny ice crystals.

    1. cleek

      yes. love the ice crystals. for me they’re the hardest part of making one at home – maybe i need to keep my gin in the freezer.

  2. Cris

    Naming a vodka drink a “martini” is not only wrong, it’s completely out of character with mixology. Put a splash of Galliano on a screwdriver, and it gets a whole new (awesome) name. Change the garnish on a martini from an olive to an onion, it gets a whole new name. Names that aren’t just variations on the original, but are completely unrelated.

    So a phrase like “vodka martini” shows a complete failure of imagination.

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